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๐๐พ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐๐ธ๐พ๐ป ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ป๐ช๐ฐ๐ฎ ๐ฝ๐ป๐ช๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ต๐ต๐ฎ๐ป ๐ผ๐ฝ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ท ๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ต๐ถ๐ผ~
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Ay, you! Yeah Iโm talking to you, ya prick!ย
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Is that coming off too strong for an opener?ย
โฆAhhhh, fuck it. Itโs fine.
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Why donโt ya take a breather - a lilโ pit-stop, if you will - and lend me your ear for just a sec, hm?~
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If this tape has come into your possession by whatever means - well, first of all, good for you! Iโm about to make one very lucky fucker outta you. And secondโฆ you must either be a total head-case, or a desperado with a killer sob-story and a sweet payout youโre just dying to toss our way (bonus points if youโre both!)
In any case, youโve caught the attention of the one and only Hekateโs Herald Detective Agency - and by extension, yours truly~ If thatโs too much of a mouthful for ya, you can just go ahead โnโ call us โThe Heraldโ. We donโt fuckinโ care!~
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โฆ Okay. Listen. Iโm gonna level with ya right quick. It ainโt all sunshines โnโ fucking rainbows lately. Owe a lotta guys a lot more than money, lets just say that. Prooooobably best if we lay low for a spell. Heads down, noses clean โnโ all that. Sooooooโฆ youโre gonna hafta put in the leg-work to seek us out. Shouldnโt be too much of a ball-ache, right? I mean, fuck. You got this far on ya own, no?
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Wellโฆ what are ya still standing around waiting for? The terms and conditions? Fuck that, youโll get the fine print in the contract - now get a bloody move on! Iโm bored as hells over here!!
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Oh shit- Almost forgot.
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Kass Crowley, Over and out~
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