About me: Samuel is a professional dumbass and nuisance who exists as like, a gag villain for funny interactions. He once pissed off a witch and she cursed him to become candy. His entire body is made up of various sweets held together by magic, possessed by him. This is both his greatest strength, as normal attacks like being stabbed or shot don't work as well on someone made of candy, but also a rather embarrassing weakness since he's edible.
